Worst Remake Since They Gave Rick Blaine Enormous Fake Tits and Called It Barb Wire
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In Memorial Of One Of Nigeria’s Most Beloved Sons: Chinua Achebe 1930-2013
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Since Beyoncé Gives Christian Men An Erection, It Must Be The Work Of The Devil.
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Worst Remake Since They Gave Rick Blaine Enormous Fake Tits and Called It Barb Wire (4)
Worst Remake Since They Gave Rick Blaine Enormous Fake Tits and Called It Barb Wire The Evil Dead (USA 2013 92 min) Actually I don’t even view this as a remake. While both films (and about a thousand others) are about a group of twenty-something’s that unwittingly unleash evil while at a secluded cabin, that… Read More ›
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In Memorial Of One Of Nigeria’s Most Beloved Sons: Chinua Achebe 1930-2013 (0)
In Memorial: Chinua Achebe “It would be impossible to say how ‘Things Fall Apart’ influenced African writing. It would be like asking how Shakespeare influenced English writers or Pushkin influenced Russians. Achebe didn’t only play the game, he invented it.” Kwame Anthony Appiah in the introduction to the Everyman’s Library Edition of Things Fall Apart. I don’t… Read More ›
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Godzilla Vs. Kitschagon (0)
Godzilla, Monster King (1977) Wonderland Records By The BK Basement Deep within the recesses of Godzilla’s dark past lies Godzilla, Monster King (a.k.a Godzilla King of the Monsters. All information on this LP is seemingly locked away in the same warehouse as the Ark of the Covenant. Since even the name on the album… Read More ›
Cult Corner »
Not Approved For Use While Chillin In Your Sensory Deprivation Tank (3)
It is no secret that The Monkey was a weird kid. This, of course, is through no fault or effort on my part. It is simply a byproduct of having a childhood that spans the late sixties to mid seventies. This was a time when what passed for a healthy breakfast was a glass of… Read More ›
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Excuse me, But I Speak Jive. (0)
Before we get too far with this film history thing, The Monkey thought it might be a good idea to get you up to speed on film analysis related terms and concepts. Just like every other profession film has its own vocabulary so that we can talk to each other and sound smart. And so… Read More ›
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Guest Post: The Best Shows That No One Watched (0)
The Best Shows That No One Watched By Dwayne Hogan It happens just about every fall; a brilliant new television show comes on the air to critical acclaim, and no one watches it. This season it seems to be Nashville. For the last few years it’s been Community, a show that has earned a… Read More ›
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The Major Networks Squeeze September With Season Premieres. (0)
The Major Networks Squeeze September With Season Premieres. By Da Talia This past Monday was the official start to the 2012 television season. A season packed with returning favorites, annoyingly addicting realty stars, classic crime dramas, and new comedies that pack a mean punch. So what does each network have to offer? CBS Mondays goes… Read More ›
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Late Night & Daytime Guests December 10-16 (0)
Syndicated LIVE WITH KELLY & MICHAEL: M 12/10: Hugh Jackman, Howie Mandel, Richard Marx. T 12/11: Mandy Patinkin, Lifehouse. W 12/12: Anne Hathaway, Alan Cumming, Ashanti. Th 12/13: Eddie Redmayne, Colbie Caillat. F 12/14: Ewan McGregor, Kerry Washington, Jackie Evancho. THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW: M 12/10: Fergie, Nathan Lane. T 12/11: Naomi Watts, J.R. Martinez…. Read More ›
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Guest Post: 5 Terrible 80’s Band Names (0)
Guest Post: 5 Terrible 80’s Band Names By Jason Kane People who grew up in the 80’s have tons of nostalgic memories about the music that was popular then. The 80’s gave birth to massive stars like Madonna and Michael Jackson, leaving a lasting impression on us and changing the music scene forever. However, the… Read More ›
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Since Beyoncé Gives Christian Men An Erection, It Must Be The Work Of The Devil. (0)
I have a newsflash for these guys; Beyonce kinda gives most of us a boner. You see if this is the criteria that The Monkey should be using, then Jennifer Lawrence, an eight speed reversible drill, a good Banana, and even Kathy Griffin (if you give us enough whiskey), are the work of the devil. Making… Read More ›
